December 10, 2009

HUNTER-TAYLOR TAKES SLIM LEAD, BERTILSON EXUBERANT FOR THE FIRST TIME! (O_O)

No more than ten minutes ago Hunter-Taylor took the lead by one vote, placing the vote count at eleven, one, ten, HT, DD, and GB, respectively. Mr. Bertilson was literally hitting the ceiling one out of every two minutes.

"This is just what we're going to be seeing for the rest of the week," he said, managing to go one minute and six point two seconds without doing all necessary to render himself seriously injured in the head, "the HT campaign has always seemed so promising. I have to confess, though, that I thought of the consul thing probably within a week of when Mr. Jaramillo did. Mildly unbelievable, if you ask me."

Our sources also told us, today, that Miss Roorda's non-participation in this election so far is because of a much more drastic action. We were told by a creditable source, today, that Miss Roorda has "retired" the Islas forum and will, essentially, not appear there any longer.

"I honestly don't know why one would do that! She may be a good deal older than most of us, and she may have more in life to do than pontificate wildly about the differences between lemonade and orange juice, but, still! Aren't we worth the few hours a day she spends obsessively reloading the main page of Islas? Even better reason to stay, if she doesn't!"

Our hearts rent asunder, we contemplated the loss in silence until the next vote came in.

STAY TUNED. WE"RE ONLY GETTING STARTED.


!Noah!

1 comment:

Lillian Taylor said...

Yayayay! =D Now I'm excited, and I haven't been all day!

*runs around the house singing*