BERTILSON FINALLY CLARIFIES THE POINT OF DE SALSA'S CAMPAIGN, SEEMS MILDLY SURPRISED PEOPLE DIDN'T ALREADY GET IT.

Bertilson was found, today, knocking on the door to HQ, sometime around five in the morning. His purpose was hard to discern, of course, but we soon learned.

"It has been said, recently, that the point to Quivie's campaign isn't obvious, if not that the utter ambiguity of it is mind-boggling. I think I'll simply clarify a bit, so people needn't wonder.
"The reason and object of our campaign is simple. Lameness exists in Islas, and would be greater threatened, say, by a Hunter-Hilton presidency than by a De Salsa - Bertilson presidency. Some might call for the abolition of lameness, but if we did, who would we have to compare Miss Hunter, for instance, with? Without an opposite to reason and rationality, there is hardly any contrast. We would have to compare our Hiltons with our Embreys, our (L.) Hunters with our Gabriel Bertilsons. This cannot be. We must maintain the contrast. It's up to you. Remember, get the lame in the game; Vote De Salsa-Bertilson in '09."


!Noah!