August 11, 2008

Horrific Breach of Authority! ISLAS admins accused!

In a stunning turn of events, Mr. Ahern was rocketed with a simple three votes up to the top, leaving Miss Hunter in the dust. The Bertilson-Blake campaign accused the Administration of allowing secondary identities vote in the election, creating inequality and unbalance. "This cannot continue," said a flustered Mr. Bertilson, "They're undermining the electoral system! It's an outrage! Just when I thought they could go no lower!"

Mr. Bertilson's comments later veered toward accusations of the people.
"If the populous of Islas is willing to go this low, I must more seriously consider ending my campaign!"

Mr. Bertilson also took this opportunity to make more public his solid devotion to honesty.


Sincerely,
Your most dangerous candidate

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