The Bertilson-Blake Campaign was disgusted and outraged in recent days concerning the dangerously low level to which other campaigns went to glean votes. "I don't understand how this is justified," said an outraged Mr. Bertilson, who, little more than a week ago, decided to run in this year's ISLAS Presidential Election. "They're doing everything from throwing mud to throwing rocks, which isn't safe for the environment," he continued, not resuming a face which could, by the majority of the populous, be called normal.
"We at the Bertilson-Blake Campaign haven't thrown mud for at least five years, and I don't plan to start bribing people until we're old enough for that sort of thing."
Other campaigns were not given the chance to decline comment.
Sincerely,
Your most worthy presidential candidate
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