Mr. Bertilson was found earlier today exiting the polling booth, looking nervous and slightly sweaty. When queried on the reason for his nerves, Bertilson said, "I don't know if I've done the right thing. Other campaigns have been looking more and more appealing in recent days, but I voted for Ms. Hunter."
Bertilson declined further comment on this matter, and took refuge in his 1960s Ford Mustang.
Sincerely,
Your depressingly undecided reporter.
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