ALPHA BRAVO CHARLIE ECHO FOXTROT!

I just had the best conversation ever. EVER. EVERRRRR!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLA!

Stranger: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

You: Duuuudde!

You: You don't seem like a dim bulb!

You: Like most people!

You: XD

Stranger: WOOOOOOOOT

You: ALPHA BRAVO CHARLIE ECHO FOXTROT GOLF HOTEL INDIA KILO JULIETT!

You: LIMA OSCAR MIKE NOVEMBER!

Stranger: SUPER MONKEY TEAM ALPHA SQUAD ZERO GO GO GO

You: LIMA OSCAR LIMA!

You: MAYDAY! MAYDAY!

You: SQUAD FOXTROT IS BUDDYSPIKED, ABORT!

Stranger: SQUAD FOXTRAT COME IN FOXTRAT THIS IS MONKEY ALPHA REQUESTING PICKUP

You: SQUAD ALPHA, SQUAD ALPHA, DID THAT NUKE HIT YOU?

You: COME IN, ALPHA!

You: ALPHA LEADER, RESPOND!

Stranger: RIGH TIN THE FACE FOXTROT

Stranger: RIGHT

Stranger: IN

Stranger: THE

Stranger: FACE

You: BRAVO!

You: HAVE YOU LOST ANY M EN!?

Stranger: I EAT NUKES ALL DAY FOXTROT, THEY EAT IT LIKES ITS BREAKFAST

You: JULIETT, DO YOU NEED MEDICAL SUPPORT!

You: YES SIR FOXTROT!

You: TWO MEN DOWN, ALPHA"S COMING OUR WAY!

You: SIR!

Stranger: WERE COMMING IN HOT FOXTROT TAKE COVER

You: KILO, TAKE COVER!

Stranger: -pew pew pew pew pew-

You: SHELLS COMING FROM TWELVE O CLOCK, FOXTROT!

You: DELTA, FLANK THEIR RIGHT SIDE!

Stranger: WERE UNDER HEAVY FIRE ASWELL

Stranger: WERE PINNED

You: YES THAT"S WHAT I SAID, JULIETT, LEAVE THEM BEHIND!

You: NO!

Stranger: WEVE LOST CARLOS

You: SQUAD TANGO, AID ALPHA!

Stranger: RODRIGO, AND HERNANDEZ ARE GONE

You: SQUAD ECHO, TAKE OUT THAT ARTILLERY!

Stranger: THIS IS TANGO, WERE DOWN FIVE, SQUAD BETA IS ENEMY, REPEAT, SQUAD BETA IS ENEMY

You: SQUAD ALPHA, DID YOU HELP JULIETT"S MEDICAL NEEDS?!

Stranger: THIS IS SQUAD ALPHA

You: TURNCOATS IN THE RANKS, MEN!

Stranger: IM THE ONLY ONE LEFT FOXTROT

You: SQUAD BRAVO HAS TURNED SIDES!

Stranger: BUT THE NUKE IS STILL HERE

Stranger: TAKE JULIET AND GO

Stranger: IL TAKE EVERYTHING OUT FOXTROT

You: SQUADS ZULU, YANKEE, WHISKEY, XRAY AND HOTEL, COME IN!

You: WE NEED AIR SUPPORT, HEADQUARTERS!

Stranger: ITS BEEN AN HONOR SERVING YOU, FOXTROT

Stranger: IM SETTING IT OFF NOW, GOOD BYE, GOD BLESS AMERICA

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

!Noah!