"It's entirely unacceptable. Look at me! I literally have flyspit short of nil! The clothes on my back, some friends, and less than a dollar in change. Mr. Ahern may have executed the rest of the condemned, but, as of now, I can see no other possibility than that he is attempting to enjoy punishing me before ending my life. This is nothing but disgraceful. First, our president initiates legislation that requires us to unbe what we are, then, when we find it impossible, we are accused of these things. Our president is less than irrational; it is my opinion that he has literally lost his mind. As a mind is more than necessary for governing a complex and hopelessly romantic populus, I hereby call for Mr. Ahern's resignation as soon as possible."
One or two fairly faint bravos were heard from his companions, and we said our goodbyes.
!Noah!
15 comments:
If I were elected president of Islas, I would make your execution a priority.
Ah, quit ya' whining.
"Bravo!" =D
I rather think we should execute the president instead.... It'd certainly be very interesting... =D
Executions take time and money. If you insist on a more timely execution, don't start whining if we tax you.
So...
-Executions take money.
-Person who is going to get executed to be taxed.
-Person who is being executed is being taxed and so paying for his execution?
What joy! Excellent idea, Mr. President!
If I were president, an execution would seldom take more than a day after it was announced to be carried out. If necessary, I'd rent myself a good-sized axe for the job. Mr. Ahern, on the other hand, wants, seemingly, to spend extravagant amounts of money for me, when he's already deprived me of all my money. It's simply irrational, outrageous, and stupid. If Mr. Ahern's going to have someone convicted of a petty and uncommonly common crime, why won't he take the baby step it would take to give them a shameful execution?
!Noah!
Oh, but it's best to take time, and laze around. :P It gets the people excited.
Noah, that's why you're not the president.
You have no taste, no flourish, no joie de vivre.
Anonymous, I must say I agree with you heartily.
True, true. Still, a president should at least give his entirely invalid executee the choice of a wildly pompous execution or a not-so-pompous one. No choice.
!Noah!
Why on earth should he do that?
Couldn't possibly be because I want it that way, could it?
!Noah!
No, 'cause you're not the president.
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