CSAM GAINS COBWEB DEPARTMENT, BERTILSON OFFERS COMMENTS

Our investigators this morning entered CSAM headquarters, expecting the familiar air of well-informed bias and badly-informed impartiality (thanks, Gabriel)...what greeted their horror-struck faces, though, was not unlike an unused broom closet in an arachnid research facility.

Cobwebs spread from the floor to the ceiling in well-contructed...webs.


Mr. Bertilson offered his usually enlightening comments on the matter.

"Look, CSAM is just over two years old. You can't expect the poor ametures that run that run-down excuse for electronic reporting to keep running it as if it were easy. There are limits to the length a blog can last, and, who knows...CSAM's days may be numbered."

A patent troubled look on all our faces, we left Mr. Bertilson's residence (if it could be so called), and resumed our walk to work.


!Noah!

AHERN FOUND MANHANDLING PILLOWS, LOOKS OVER SHOULDER NERVOUSLY FOR NURSES

The insidious John Ahern was found this day in Mr. Bertilson's hospital room, manhandling a pillow and occasionally looking over his shoulders for nurses. He was using a Occupational Therapy reacher to raise the pillow in the air, shake it dangerously high above the bed, and uncovering it by means of nearly removing its pillow case! Stunning.


!Noah!